Movie Theater Bedroom

panic and terror in the Eroski

found myself the other day at the supermarket, as so often, looking around fruit yogurts Eroski refrigerated shelving. Once found, I started to get a few packs , but a strange feeling stopped me. It was as if he had lost control of my right arm, bound with two shelves above decision, where they found the Danone yoghurt, as if possessed by some powerful spirit Ouija. I could not help to be made with a few Danonino and deposit them in the basket. Distraught in such a situation, I decided to escape from the supermarket, but a voice stopped me, "do not do."

- Who is it? Who are you?
- It's me. I'm up here.
- Where?
- A little more to the right,
- I do not see.
- A little more on your shoulder.
- Aaaaagh!

The shock was enormous. Over my shoulder a bird perched green with a glowing aura around him.

- Do not cry, you're going to mount a scandal. I'm just your consciousness.
- My conscience? You If you are the fucking cock Kellogg's!
- My name is RSI9000, and send me to correct your habits, they have found that do not meet the standards of good consumer.
- How?
- We've been eating white label. In fact, I prepared to fill your basket with white.
- Hell, yes! See if you think you tie sausage dogs ...
- Sausage: Casa Tarradellas. Repeat after me. Quality pays.
- But what you going? Aww!

Rooster The bastard had beaten me a peck.

- With that attitude will never learn. Look, I'll explain. If you eat white label, you prioritizing the price over quality. Imagine the long term, do not end up eating ...
- Quality? Do you teach who makes it?

And I showed him a loaf of bread and a Panrico Eroski.

- Macho, that RSI is not deceiving. Compare them, are the same.
- Here the only fools RSI is RSI9000 not - and I returned to pick.
- Aayy, bastard!
- If you learn by good will by crook. He thinks that if everyone consumed white label, supermarkets control the distribution of the entire market. Think that, once at that point, they can manage prices at will, is an oligopoly ...
- Damn, go Peñaza de gallo I've had ... and could have been a cyborg from the future Neutrex at least more sympathetic ...
- could have been worse and you play the clown or the butler Micolor Tenn., so do not complain.
- But if it does not matter, all three are of Henkel . Does that not a monopoly? Ayyy!

The cock began to get nervous, and kept its beak as a weapon to use coercive.

- Think innovation efforts that have led to brands to offer these premium quality products. The white mark is just a copy, as the Chinese. Innovative efforts be paid.
- Yes, now. But I charge what I charge, and I get to what I feel. It is not my fault that in this country have to eat poplars Lidl to live within four walls and not retire at the home of the parents. Go to protest to bosses, which is not my fault, I just suffer.
- Do not disregard it, we have seen you also buy tickets on Ryanair. Traveling is a luxury.
- Of course, as that is the only vice I have and I can afford. "Not that I can?
- No, no and no! In Ryanair ever! Think of the many supplements, if luggage, if check-in, if you piss on the plane ...

I could not help laughing. Not with two tons of luggage I pay a ticket in Iberia or Air France. The rooster did not make him or damn funny.

- But surely they would never go stand on the plane!
- Uuuuy that wolf!
- Do not be funny, kid. The wolf, which is the ruin. Think of the thousands of families will stop if you keep eating the white markings ...
- Wow, now emotional blackmail ... Aww!

I noticed a new beak. And another. The atmosphere was very thin, I noticed dozens of eyes fixed on me as if they were on the prowl. I slowly started to back down, which I infer that alerted them. A loud cry was the starting gun. I left running to the grocery store, carrying a few pots of preserves in front, while one after another, the cock of Kellogg's, the pasta Gallo, the chicken stock cube, and a number of birds that I did not identify, began to flap and squawk at my persecution, while they were adding another to cross the street with me: travel hawk, eagle beer and even soap Sparrow Chimbo. There were only gulls PP.

Fortunately, I found a telephone booth where you place me ...

Will it continue?




















* Story inspired items tantrum I and tantrums II the newspaper El Pais, visibly affected by the decline in advertising revenue from the products brand "...

** I shuffled to give a final Auchan bird in the role of savior ... but would have been a bit unbelievable, is not it?

*** No, I'm not Tippi Hedren.

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Leire Pajin, the woman

I remember the smug smile that makes just half a year, showed Izaskun his illusion that Zapatero could hire to work at his side. Had been lifted up to fleeting stardom after the show airs "A question for you", where he had the opportunity to converse briefly with the Prime Minister and deliver your resume. I guess most people thought the poor girl was a dreamer, but certainly more of a Zapatero was perfectly able to take advantage of this free marketing opportunity and hire. He did not. Well, I acknowledge that I saw so capable, but my reasoning was much simpler: "If Leire Pajin, why not be able to be this girl? ".

No shit, I'm not making any joke on similar physical or Izaskun suggesting that blond jock to try again. I say this quite seriously. Few politicians and, Actually, few people would be able to do good to Pepe Blanco . Today, however, one sees in the ineffable cucumber a great orator, a great debater, a great statesman, and if you ask me, to a committed socialist. By the way, which remains the same as always ...

Leire Pajin is since last year the PSOE organizational secretary. As goes above and bored in my free time, we see that also wants to be Senator by the Valencian, but boycotted the PP viciously. Perfect fertilizer to create another of those battles which artificial distract citizens. Bread and circuses, Valencian tests included, to complete the opera droll in the Taifa of Camps. Fortunately, that terrible injustice will be remedied soon, thanks to the proliferation of mass campaigns in support free and anonymous citizens in call to solidarity with our sad and helpless Leire, giving good indication of the respect and admiration that between citizenship.

Well, dejémosnos CONASIDA. When Sen. Valencia, Leire Pajin will charge about € 5,000 monthly to add to the € 5,500 already received for the post of party, and others charged € 7,500 in compensation for not know what the hell of ex-institutional position. Wing € 18,000 each month. I, personally, and talking fast and wrong, blows me how much this guy lift a month, or individual. She, however, does not seem to be blowing that anyone considered an obscenity his salary, and justified on the ground of victimhood cheaper : "Some will find it much, but it always has been, unless think that I have equal responsibility to charge different to be socialist, or because you are young, or a woman or all at once. "

No, Leire, that will not wash. The problem is not that you are young or female. The problem is that the whole of Spain ( and most of the bases of your party) you have shed. A is seen climbing the league , and climb, usually do not pose a problem to be young or old, male or female, fat or thin, be a tenor or have high-pitched voice. A climbing overrides everything, including political calls himself a socialist, even though their contribution to political science and socialist ideology is less than the contribution to Josef Fritzl childcare.

Leire Pajin, that woman ... Or should I say ... that Aunt ?

Punched And Hand Hurts

The Noja Purete

Cause at least astonishment to see that legion of Purete directly teleported from May 68, protesting that his evil outlaw (which undoubtedly will be) mayor of Noja them up a whopping 40 IBI tax euros a year in their second homes . No less than 10,000 were, and here there are no differences between organizers and police, I think the figure. It even says that there were those who brandished in a threatening his slingshot , already used in the battles of Deusto bridge in the eighties.

Not that I think it is wrong to be expressed. On the contrary, I hope the young, with many more reasons for the complaint, we were able to organize and speak out as they do. But do not leave my astonishment when forty euros a year are capable of angering citizens with nothing less than second homes in coastal property, for which they paid exorbitant amounts without shaking pulse. Quantities for which, incidentally, and this is a personal opinion, may well have met a month's vacation in a different country each year to the end of his days, and not rot each year in the same place an hour poisonous car. Citizens in many cases, they enjoy their golden retirement by the sea, while maintaining their primary residence rented to a rolling stone city whose only crime was being born several decades later, at prices that will not tremble pulse, or fall out of shame. Citizens who not long ago prided themselves on their purchase, to dispose of his small apartment on the beach "is worth 40 million pesetas, although the IBI which was then applied for 4 million. And of course, proud to belong to the jet-set dominguera.

Oh, how much damage it will do the catastrazo! Almost as much as ignorance and the desire to appear ...

Sadlier Oxford Level Eanswers

Al neighbor

All the locals of Santutxu, Txurdinaga or Cruces. All Zaramaga or Aranbizkarra Vitoria. San Sebastian All of Bidebieta, Capuchin Larratxo or Renteria. And almost all Eibar, of course. All Ermitagaña Pamplona and San Jorge, all of Cazoña Santander, Zaragoza Torrero, Burgos Gijon Gamonal and Polygon. A whole city of Os Castros and Vigo Coia, all pucelano of The Rondilla, all Tarragona Sant Pere i Sant Pau. All of La Pau Barcelona, \u200b\u200bVall d'Hebron, San Ildefonso o Bellvitge. All Madrid del Pilar, Aluche Moratalaz or Zarzaquemada. And in general, all those born and raised in those neighborhoods of unfortunate news, a thousand times indicated with his finger, worthy of adjectives like "urban aberration" or "human beehives." I have a question for you who have lived on the 17th floor of one of those horrible and grim blocks communistic: Do you conscious of having grown up in a home unworthy? Do you consider that it prevented a young age I fully? Is it true that lack of oxygen from the fifth floor?

Let's see, is that it is an existential question. I worry especially with regard to oxygen, is not that people plan to be chewing coca leaves in bulk. I understand that when our authorities from building more five-point, they do for our health, missing more. But, damn, when one is explaining over and over again that this country is metaphysically impossible that a plot to "wasted" without the city council, developer, builder and brokers for several paste the pitch, I wonder if most would not inevitable that the hit in question came out to sixty or eighty divide neighbors, instead of ten or twelve Pring. Although the children then go shorties and the broad chest. No?

Western Southern Lifescam?

17 th floor is not the 70

Although it seems that some are suffering an attack of nostalgia, of better times . Of when there was still normal people who understood them, they were considered something . From where we came from something not too dark to see light ahead. As if that could be repeated, as if it were possible to come back, something to be in the eyes of ordinary people, good people.

But no, not the 70. The resemblance is tiny, so tiny as it was between Diego Salvá and Meliton Apples, as tiny as it was between Carlos Sáenz de Tejada and Luis Carrero Blanco . So tiny, in fact, as that may exist between Mario and Onaindía Garikoitz Aspiazu. Not even the martyrs have the same gloss (really sorry for the kid, but maybe it would be fairer than rail against the thallus banners with sausage) ...

definitely not the 70. Things, for better or for worse, have changed. It's really sad to become the only element of cohesion of the country on both sides perpetual, the backstabbing. It is too sad to make the stock who allegedly fighting fat, not realizing it. Or be too blinded by hatred and to act accordingly. It is too sad to be a caricature of your worst version, and to keep on falling even lower. It is sad that we live in a very tense last, and not accept that the tense has changed, threatening to take the front, and llevándotelo from time to time, to anyone who uses this to define the present, with all its nuances possible ( and desirable).

No, that's not nostalgia. Is schizophrenia.