found myself the other day at the supermarket, as so often, looking around fruit yogurts Eroski refrigerated shelving. Once found, I started to get a few packs , but a strange feeling stopped me. It was as if he had lost control of my right arm, bound with two shelves above decision, where they found the Danone yoghurt, as if possessed by some powerful spirit Ouija. I could not help to be made with a few Danonino and deposit them in the basket. Distraught in such a situation, I decided to escape from the supermarket, but a voice stopped me, "do not do."
- Who is it? Who are you?
- It's me. I'm up here.
- Where?
- A little more to the right,
- I do not see.
- A little more on your shoulder.
- Aaaaagh!
The shock was enormous. Over my shoulder a bird perched green with a glowing aura around him.
- Do not cry, you're going to mount a scandal. I'm just your consciousness.
- My conscience? You If you are the fucking cock Kellogg's!
- My name is RSI9000, and send me to correct your habits, they have found that do not meet the standards of good consumer.
- How?
- We've been eating white label. In fact, I prepared to fill your basket with white.
- Hell, yes! See if you think you tie sausage dogs ...
- Sausage: Casa Tarradellas. Repeat after me. Quality pays.
- But what you going? Aww!
Rooster The bastard had beaten me a peck.
- With that attitude will never learn. Look, I'll explain. If you eat white label, you prioritizing the price over quality. Imagine the long term, do not end up eating ...
- Quality? Do you teach who makes it?
And I showed him a loaf of bread and a Panrico Eroski.
- Macho, that RSI is not deceiving. Compare them, are the same.
- Here the only fools RSI is RSI9000 not - and I returned to pick.
- Aayy, bastard!
- If you learn by good will by crook. He thinks that if everyone consumed white label, supermarkets control the distribution of the entire market. Think that, once at that point, they can manage prices at will, is an oligopoly ...
- Damn, go Peñaza de gallo I've had ... and could have been a cyborg from the future Neutrex at least more sympathetic ...
- could have been worse and you play the clown or the butler Micolor Tenn., so do not complain.
- But if it does not matter, all three are of Henkel . Does that not a monopoly? Ayyy!
The cock began to get nervous, and kept its beak as a weapon to use coercive.
- Think innovation efforts that have led to brands to offer these premium quality products. The white mark is just a copy, as the Chinese. Innovative efforts be paid.
- Yes, now. But I charge what I charge, and I get to what I feel. It is not my fault that in this country have to eat poplars Lidl to live within four walls and not retire at the home of the parents. Go to protest to bosses, which is not my fault, I just suffer.
- Do not disregard it, we have seen you also buy tickets on Ryanair. Traveling is a luxury.
- Of course, as that is the only vice I have and I can afford. "Not that I can?
- No, no and no! In Ryanair ever! Think of the many supplements, if luggage, if check-in, if you piss on the plane ...
I could not help laughing. Not with two tons of luggage I pay a ticket in Iberia or Air France. The rooster did not make him or damn funny.
- But surely they would never go stand on the plane!
- Uuuuy that wolf!
- Do not be funny, kid. The wolf, which is the ruin. Think of the thousands of families will stop if you keep eating the white markings ...
- Wow, now emotional blackmail ... Aww!
I noticed a new beak. And another. The atmosphere was very thin, I noticed dozens of eyes fixed on me as if they were on the prowl. I slowly started to back down, which I infer that alerted them. A loud cry was the starting gun. I left running to the grocery store, carrying a few pots of preserves in front, while one after another, the cock of Kellogg's, the pasta Gallo, the chicken stock cube, and a number of birds that I did not identify, began to flap and squawk at my persecution, while they were adding another to cross the street with me: travel hawk, eagle beer and even soap Sparrow Chimbo. There were only gulls PP.
Fortunately, I found a telephone booth where you place me ...
Will it continue?
* Story inspired items tantrum I and tantrums II the newspaper El Pais, visibly affected by the decline in advertising revenue from the products brand "...
** I shuffled to give a final Auchan bird in the role of savior ... but would have been a bit unbelievable, is not it?
*** No, I'm not Tippi Hedren.
- It's me. I'm up here.
- Where?
- A little more to the right,
- I do not see.
- A little more on your shoulder.
- Aaaaagh!
The shock was enormous. Over my shoulder a bird perched green with a glowing aura around him.
- Do not cry, you're going to mount a scandal. I'm just your consciousness.
- My conscience? You If you are the fucking cock Kellogg's!
- My name is RSI9000, and send me to correct your habits, they have found that do not meet the standards of good consumer.
- How?
- We've been eating white label. In fact, I prepared to fill your basket with white.
- Hell, yes! See if you think you tie sausage dogs ...
- Sausage: Casa Tarradellas. Repeat after me. Quality pays.
- But what you going? Aww!
Rooster The bastard had beaten me a peck.
- With that attitude will never learn. Look, I'll explain. If you eat white label, you prioritizing the price over quality. Imagine the long term, do not end up eating ...
- Quality? Do you teach who makes it?
And I showed him a loaf of bread and a Panrico Eroski.
- Macho, that RSI is not deceiving. Compare them, are the same.
- Here the only fools RSI is RSI9000 not - and I returned to pick.
- Aayy, bastard!
- If you learn by good will by crook. He thinks that if everyone consumed white label, supermarkets control the distribution of the entire market. Think that, once at that point, they can manage prices at will, is an oligopoly ...
- Damn, go Peñaza de gallo I've had ... and could have been a cyborg from the future Neutrex at least more sympathetic ...
- could have been worse and you play the clown or the butler Micolor Tenn., so do not complain.
- But if it does not matter, all three are of Henkel . Does that not a monopoly? Ayyy!
The cock began to get nervous, and kept its beak as a weapon to use coercive.
- Think innovation efforts that have led to brands to offer these premium quality products. The white mark is just a copy, as the Chinese. Innovative efforts be paid.
- Yes, now. But I charge what I charge, and I get to what I feel. It is not my fault that in this country have to eat poplars Lidl to live within four walls and not retire at the home of the parents. Go to protest to bosses, which is not my fault, I just suffer.
- Do not disregard it, we have seen you also buy tickets on Ryanair. Traveling is a luxury.
- Of course, as that is the only vice I have and I can afford. "Not that I can?
- No, no and no! In Ryanair ever! Think of the many supplements, if luggage, if check-in, if you piss on the plane ...
I could not help laughing. Not with two tons of luggage I pay a ticket in Iberia or Air France. The rooster did not make him or damn funny.
- But surely they would never go stand on the plane!
- Uuuuy that wolf!
- Do not be funny, kid. The wolf, which is the ruin. Think of the thousands of families will stop if you keep eating the white markings ...
- Wow, now emotional blackmail ... Aww!
I noticed a new beak. And another. The atmosphere was very thin, I noticed dozens of eyes fixed on me as if they were on the prowl. I slowly started to back down, which I infer that alerted them. A loud cry was the starting gun. I left running to the grocery store, carrying a few pots of preserves in front, while one after another, the cock of Kellogg's, the pasta Gallo, the chicken stock cube, and a number of birds that I did not identify, began to flap and squawk at my persecution, while they were adding another to cross the street with me: travel hawk, eagle beer and even soap Sparrow Chimbo. There were only gulls PP.
Fortunately, I found a telephone booth where you place me ...
Will it continue?
* Story inspired items tantrum I and tantrums II the newspaper El Pais, visibly affected by the decline in advertising revenue from the products brand "...
** I shuffled to give a final Auchan bird in the role of savior ... but would have been a bit unbelievable, is not it?
*** No, I'm not Tippi Hedren.
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